Nasty Cat

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    This is Nasty Cat. No one pets Nasty Cat. There are no friendly meows or purr-filled rubs against the leg from Nasty Cat.

    You are looking at Nasty Cat's only facial expression: "Whadda-you lookin' at? Are you making fun of my pink name tag? Do I need to come over there and teach you a lesson? I have claws and you don't! Do the math!"

    All the neighborhood cats hate Nasty Cat. Nasty Cat excels at pooping in all of the neighborhood yards but it's own. Nasty Cat also enjoys spending time on the fence in plain sight of the neighborhood indoor cats.

    The other day, one of those psychologically damaged indoor cats got out and took a couple of swipes at Nasty Cat, who was--of course--sitting on the fence with this look on it's face. It didn't go well for the less-agile, mostly-indoor cat. Tails were puffed and hisses flew, but no one was hurt.

    Most of the other neighborhood cats are nice kitties. I'm no expert, but it seems like Nasty Cat provides balance in the cat universe by being a bigger jerk than all of them combined.

    BTW, Nasty Cat has a canine sister named Roxy who is a sweet, wonderful love of a dog. Roxy is a total charmer and loves belly rubs.

    I bet that pisses Nasty Cat off.

    keldemean, ~Jeanne~, catklein, and 6 other people added this photo to their favorites.

    1. keldemean 31 months ago | reply

      question: why is it okay for cats to roam freely but not dogs?
      Nasty Cat is the poster child for stricter cat leash laws.

    2. ~Jeanne~ 31 months ago | reply

      I think I love Nasty Cat. I had a Nasty Cat once. We called him Krusty.

    3. catklein 31 months ago | reply

      I love Nasty Cat.

    4. kalin.knight 31 months ago | reply

      Hahahaha, LOVE this. I need to print this and keep by my desk at work. So I have a little slice of home. That f*cking cat. So damn nasty.

    5. rob.knight 31 months ago | reply

      If cats had to be on leashes, there would be mutiny. Cats. In the street. Protesting. Occupy the Litterbox movements would spring up all over the country. The police would be out in force. With vacuum cleaners and dust busters. Keeping the cats at bay. Then they would line the streets with masking tape, sticky side up.

      Because cats have only two natural enemies: vacuum cleaners and tape stuck to their paws.

    6. rob.knight 31 months ago | reply

      Even though Nasty Cat hasn't met you, I'm pretty sure Nasty Cat hates you. :-)

      Nasty Cat hates you. :-)

    7. rob.knight 31 months ago | reply

      As I walked out of the house this morning, there was Nasty Cat, giving me a dirty look.

      Nasty cat hates everyone.

    8. mocachip 31 months ago | reply

      I love and hate Nasty Cat.

    9. Jong.Lee14 24 months ago | reply

      Haha. i know this is one of your older photos, but I'm a college student..just waiting to get done with finals and papers, and was taking a study break. then came across your flickr page. - thanks for the lil "side stories" with your photos! great stuff.
      getting loads of inspiration and laughs as I'm going through your photos! thanks. :)

    10. rob.knight 24 months ago | reply

      Thank you so much for your kind words. I enjoy both writing and photography, so this is a good place to practice both and share. I appreciate you taking the time to look through them (even some older ones!). Thank you.

    11. Good Little Dog 22 months ago | reply

      This is really funny and I can't stop laughing!

    12. rob.knight 22 months ago | reply

      Thank you. I recently found out Nasty Cat's real name is "Baby."

      It ruined my image of her as the neighborhood bully.

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