CAN'T WIN . . . DON'T PLAY
You just can't beat this advice. Look you ain't gonna win, so why ya gonna play. Gee, thanks for the scoop, Dino.
I just Googled Dino's Las Vegas expecting to find that it was out of business but, once again, I was wrong. Apparently, it is still going strong. Now, Dino is long gone, but the joint is still running under the careful eye of his granddaughter.
According to its website it looks like Dino's must be a swinging place. Dino's slogan is: "Getting Vegas drunk since 1962."
Any stage shows here. Naw. But it does have a knockout main attraction: "Live Karaoke On Stage." Don't laugh now, Live Karaoke is fantastic 'cause I've seen dead karaoke and let me tell you, it is horrible.
Watching dead karaoke is kind o' like eating sushi that's been laying out in the sun for three days.
Here is the scoop taken from Yelp . . .
Best Nights: Fri, Thu, Sat
Happy Hour: Yes
Alcohol: Full Bar
Coat Check: No
Noise Level: Loud
Good For Dancing: No
Has TV: Yes
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes
And Dino's has pool tables and beer pong tables.