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Happiness (is bliss)

Since my last post , I've been receiving tons of emails from people owning one or more cut heads, asking me how to better take care of them and make them happy. Well, I'm sorry I couldn't reply to everyone individually and I'm not an expert myself, but here are some basic rules to follow:


#1 conserve the head in a dry place away from direct sunlight (to avoid degradation)


#2 make sure the head always wears sunglasses (even if exposed only to artificial light)


#3 never feed the head (not even when it complains)


#4 make sure the head is heavily exposed to at least four hours of television and/or pop music on a daily basis (to avoid consciousness)


#5 hire someone metaphysical but funny to babysit the head on Saturday nights and take it out for a drink (but remember that the head must drink responsibly)


[This image shows you how to apply rules #2 and #5, if you guys want the full tutorial, just drop me a line. Hope that helps.]


for the Flickr Museum of Fine Art: some random reflections on clonation, a fascinating and disquieting theme


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Taken on February 9, 2006