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Hey, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?!

Subject: Sleeping with Brad Pitt

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> > A young boy went up to his father and asked him,

> 'Dad, what is the

> > difference between 'potentially' and

> 'realistically'?'

> >

> > The father thought for a moment, then

> answered, 'Go ask your mother if

> > she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

> dollars.

> >

> > Then ask your sister if she would sleep with

> Brad Pitt for a million

> > dollars, and then ask your brother if

> he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a

> > million dollars. Come back and tell me what

> you learn from that.'

> >

> > So the boy went to his mother and asked,

> 'Would you sleep with Brad

> > Pitt for a million dollars?'

> >

> > The mother replied, 'Of course I would!

> We could really use that money

> > to fix up the house and send you kids to a

> great University!'

> >

> > The boy then went to his sister and asked,

> 'Would you sleep with Brad

> > Pitt for a million dollars?'

> >

> > The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE

> Brad Pitt I would sleep with him

> > in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

> >

> > The boy then went to his brother and asked,

> 'Would you sleep with Brad

> > Pitt for a million dollars?'

> >

> > 'Of course,' the brother replied.

> 'Do you know what a million bucks

> > would buy?'

> >

> > The boy pondered the answers for a few days

> and then went back to his

> > dad.

> >

> > His father asked him, 'Did you find out

> the difference between

> > 'potentially' and

> 'realistically'?'

> >

> > The boy replied, 'Yes,

> 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three

> > million dollars ..

> >

> > But 'realistically', we're

> living with two hookers and a queer.

> >

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Taken on May 27, 2009