Empty seats on a plane
Down the aisle of a JetStar flight leaving Sydney Airport bound for some stinking country landing strip known as Avalon in Victoria.
Destination airport is basically a hangar in the middle of hours of travel back into the Melbourne CBD. Good for hitting Geelong, not so crash hot for a place so far in the other direction.
Seats are pretty well and open. The flight only catering to a quarter quota of the passenger limit. Lots of leg vein busting room. Stewardess down one end looks kind of like Fiona Harris from skitHouse.