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The Shoppers Pledge of Allegiance


We pledge to shop anything that you throw in our way

We pledge to give you full control of our minds and act on impulses

We pledge to work for you all our lives so we can afford to buy from you

We pledge to consume so we can deserve to be citizens

We pledge to raise our children in the religion of craving


P.S.: these porcelaine molds are for sale, they look nice don't you think? They're a must in every toilet and kitchen, multi-purpose, decorative, very exotic, eccentric, eccletic, the next trend in trendy! made number one on martha stewart's list of stupid important life style top of the world items to own... opera has a few! A couple of arms won't surely hold you close nor make you happy, but you'll feel how good it is to own one, only after you buy one!


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Taken on November 5, 2006