Laser the Cat
My childhood cat, 'Laser.' Yeah, I know. I was six, OK?
This cat taught me something vital about cat ownership. I used to love taking bubble baths and had a big net bag of toys that I took in the tub with me. I was absolutely certain that Laser would enjoy a bubble bath with bath toys as much as I did. This turned out not to be the case. The water quickly turned red as Laser made her escape. Do not climb into the tub clinging to a cat. This is a very important life lesson.