mammoth phone bill
i've always heard of phone bills being shipped in boxes but never got one of my own. :)
this is our bill at work. we've got a few dozen data lines. with school starting up again, there are a lot more events going on than usual. i anticipate the bill being this bulky every month. the bitch is i have to make a copy of it to keep before i pay it. the printer jammed at page 285, and it's broken now. jams every time. i quit trying for now.
thankfully they're half-sheet pages, so i copy them eight to a page (four on each side). hopefully no one with bad vision will need to read them ever.