Australian Football League - AFL - Attractive Football Ladies
Since the Adelaide club added a "Sheila League," attendance at footie matches has skyrocketed. The Crows bill the all-girl team as AFL: Australia's Finest Ladies.
Fans of rival squad Collingwood, a naff mob by any reckoning, suggest alternate interpretations of the acronym, including Adelaide's Fulla Lesbos or Arse, Feet, and Legs.
Nevertheless, the All Female League has performed solidly in their first matches of the regular season, soundly trouncing Richmond (no tail for those Tigers) and scratching to a draw in a catfight against Geelong.
Due to the intensifying verbal sparring between the Adeladies and the 'Pies, the League has begun talks regarding the possibility of pitting a merged Essendon-Adelaide team against Collingwood in the ANZAC Day Match at MCG.
In an ironic twist, The Crows' newest sponsor: Nestlé's Yorkie Bar.
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Inspired by Flickr member lamont_cranston, of South Australia, who has been known to include the occasional "girly" doll in his generally rugged, adventurous photostream! ;-p