• I think Fat Blacks self abuse has been going on for sometime. Just look at the Homer Simpson beer gut! - diavolo_felice

My Sad, Drunken Cat

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The throbbing in his head, the only sensation that confirmed he was alive, Fat Black Pussy Cat, a wicked and wonton reprobate who no longer cared where he woke up, snarled and farted to consciousness and cursed the world. The gasps, giggles, ridicules, and condemnations of shocked passers-by served as his alarm clock and nothing more. With his shame having been washed away long ago by the rivers of booze that had passed down his gullet, he no longer felt pain. Except in his pancreas, which worried him.

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  1. Siesja 74 months ago | reply

    haha! awh!

  2. .jessica [deleted] 74 months ago | reply

    This is just adorable!

  3. lisa kimberly 74 months ago | reply

    lawls! great description :]
    Bonkers = gateway drug? apparently so...

  4. Allan1952 74 months ago | reply

    Terrific stuff....domestic cats rule the world of course, clearly this one has fallen on hard times. A warning to us all. - Allan

  5. Anastasia S. 74 months ago | reply

    awesome! don't quit, i thought id quit so many times (still do)
    :)
    xxx

  6. duckforcover 71 months ago | reply

    Thats my cat!

  7. danagraves 70 months ago | reply

    Love this fun image & wonderfully creative / humorous story.

    Made me laugh OUT loud for several minutes....thank you!

  8. AmahRa58 70 months ago | reply

    hahaha, very cool!

  9. pete-the-artiste 70 months ago | reply

    I know a cat like that. I wish I didn't

  10. romana klee 70 months ago | reply

    Hi, I'm starting a group called bacchanalia, and I'd love to have this added to the group!

  11. alexpretell 70 months ago | reply

    i think i feel like i feed him before. maybe he just got fat with his friends

  12. freyrstrongart 66 months ago | reply

    lol. nice comment too

  13. oscarpretell 13 months ago | reply

    No more worries for Fat Black Pussy Cat, he has taken the long walk and shuffled off this mortal coil. He was a good cat to the very end. I will miss that scoundrel very much.

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