Long time ago me and my wife Kati here,
we was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon… in the middle… of the road.
And he said:
”Take the best pic in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.”
Well me and Kati, we looked at each other,
and we each said… ”Okay.”
And we shoot the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Photograph in the World, it was The Best Photograph in the World.
Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow…
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: Be you angels?”
And we said, ”Nay. We are but Photographers.”
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Photo in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember The Greatest Photo in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Photo in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Photo in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin’ Photo the greatest picture in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the image we took on that fateful night it didn’t actually looked
anything like this photo.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin’,
So surprised to find you can’t stop looking it.
All right! All right!
TENACIOUS D rework by Pierre Pocs :)