picsonthefritz
A bio by any other name would spell as bleak
—The Fine Print
The original (online) dating profile was titled:
"Seeking evil twink for some romance!"
The profile featured text was teasingly crafted to tempt unsuspecting passers-by with words such as these:
"You should message me if:
If you're in it for more than a mere shag, if you don't mind me making those "little voices" at night, if you're not afraid of intimacy, if you're okay with me having a chocolate milk "problem", if you like affection and like it wherever the fark it takes place, if you go weak at the knees when you hear the words "mousse et pralines", if I say "mosh pit envy" and you say "pass me the lemonade twister honey", if you get upset when you didn't snatch that last olive, if you think wearing matching socks on Mondays just rocks, if you think you've recovered from your soap bubble addiction, if you think spooning is the new yoga, if you doubt Bill from accounting ever has a good-hair day, if you won't pretend physical attraction doesn't play a poignant part, if you know (for a fact) that the Kama Sutra is just a Sanskrit pastry recipe scroll and has had a lot of people confused (for the wrong reasons), if you won't get uncomfortable when I make you the center of my world as I gaze into your eyes, and finally, if and only if you don't hate yourself."
A bio by any other name would spell as bleak
—The Fine Print
The original (online) dating profile was titled:
"Seeking evil twink for some romance!"
The profile featured text was teasingly crafted to tempt unsuspecting passers-by with words such as these:
"You should message me if:
If you're in it for more than a mere shag, if you don't mind me making those "little voices" at night, if you're not afraid of intimacy, if you're okay with me having a chocolate milk "problem", if you like affection and like it wherever the fark it takes place, if you go weak at the knees when you hear the words "mousse et pralines", if I say "mosh pit envy" and you say "pass me the lemonade twister honey", if you get upset when you didn't snatch that last olive, if you think wearing matching socks on Mondays just rocks, if you think you've recovered from your soap bubble addiction, if you think spooning is the new yoga, if you doubt Bill from accounting ever has a good-hair day, if you won't pretend physical attraction doesn't play a poignant part, if you know (for a fact) that the Kama Sutra is just a Sanskrit pastry recipe scroll and has had a lot of people confused (for the wrong reasons), if you won't get uncomfortable when I make you the center of my world as I gaze into your eyes, and finally, if and only if you don't hate yourself."