Have You Seen Us?
I went to 7-11 to get some coffee. I saw a groundskeeper I recognized from when I used to work at the university. He's fatter and older now. I thought "what a coincidence - I'm fatter and older now, too!" On the way back home, I saw something on the floor that looked like a bearclaw made of gold. I thought to myself "is that a bearclaw made of gold?" It turned out to be the sun reflecting on maybe a hundred flies, who were resting on a giant piece of dog shit.