Suck It Up BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg!

British Petroleum has a plan to use a 6 inch pipe to suck up the oil gushing from their oil rig in the Gulf Of Mexico. Do they really believe they can get all the oil that's underground? BP refuses to also verify how much oil is contained in this well. How could they not know. When an oil researcges a drill site don't they have agood idea of huw much oil they can pull out of it?


BP and Haliburton made quite a profit in the first quarter of 2010


A section worth noting: "Net cash provided by operating activities for the first quarter was $7.7 billion, compared with $5.6 billion a year ago."


President Barack Obama has decided to take a tougher stance at least in words with BP: Here's the full quote: “I was down there a month ago, before most of these talkin’ heads were even paying attention to the gulf. A month ago I was meeting with fishermen down there, standin’ in the rain talking about what a potential crisis this could be. and I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.”


06-17-2010 Chairman Svanberg said yesterday at the White House "We Care about the small people". Who is he talking about? I guess, considering his income, all of us are "small people". Time to get out the slingshots folks!


We drilled for your oil

Deep down below

It started to leak

It started to flow


It's flooding the ocean

but what the hay?

You'll drive your gas guzzling car



We really care about the Small People

We really care about the Small People


Round here.


------sung to the tune of Randy Newman's "Short People"


One species that will thrive in the wake of the BP Gulf Oil spill will be vultures. Vultures in the form of lawyers.


Rush Limbaugh has called the agreement that President Barack Obama made with BP to provide twenty billion dollars to compensate the victims of the Gulf Oil Spill a bailout. Rush, you can go jump in the gulf you fat pig!!

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Taken on August 20, 2008