- Attention Buckeye Parking Customers:
We really have no intention of fixing this elevator but you may occasionally see us tinkering with it in order to keep up the illusion of customer service.
In all seriousness, please feel free to push the elevator button before taking our poorly-lit, damp staircase. And we hope that throughout your day you'll savor the long-lasting smell of urine, which will be coming from your highly absorbent pant cuffs.
Thank you for your cooperation,
Buckeye Parking Systems