Writes a teacher in New York City: "I teach health technology to middle school students in East Harlem. One day, during a particularly difficult assignment, I promised $100 to any student that got every question right. This prompted one eighth grader to jump out of his seat and exclaim "FUCK YEAH!" — complete with a celebratory fist-pump. I promptly kicked him out of the computer lab. Ten minutes later, he returned and sheepishly handed me this note."
(From the "not passive-aggressive enough to post to PAN, but too good not to share" pile...)