Many thanks for your order. It's all packed up and ready to go. Mamgu goes to bingo on a Tuesday and so she'll be calling in the post office to collect her pension. She'll post it for you then. Unless, of course, she sells it for money to pump into the bandits.
In space (and biscuits) we trust
Ffranc F. Ffestiniong
Director of mug sender outering.
The Welsh Space Agency.