The best Christmas window display ever
Baltimoreans love their Christmas window displays. Some are tasteful and festive; most are gaudy and horribly awesome. I'm talking baby dolls wearing Christmas dresses with pictures of the pope taped to the sleeve. I'm not kidding even a little bit.
But this scene is by far the best I've ever seen. It's a bespectacled rat, dressed in a homemade nightgown and cap. He's reading a magazine by candlelight. The magazine is about cheese.
I want to knock on this person's door and ask them if they will be my new best friend.