Damn Dirty Apes
It has come to the attention of the Elder Apes that the undomesticated species Man has recently committed several acts of sacrilege against the Glory of all that is Good and Simian. Through the crazed and inaccurate visions and the dimented egotistical imagery of astronauts Goldman and Shaddix, the humans have once again demonstrated their inferior un-ape-like understanding of simian nature, acting like a pack of men, rather than like civilized monkeys. Men are simply not possessed of the intelligence to appreciate the broad accomplishments of Apekind, from the awesome destructive power of our 'water cannons', to the simple beauty of buildings that look like they were secreted by a giant Finch. And now, they have cruelly defiled the holy Rod of Serling with their stinking paws. Proving once again than mankind can never be tamed, never be educated, and that they should be banished to the Forbidden Zone once and forall, every one of them, to the last man cub. It is the only ape-mane thing to do.