Brick the Internet
Based on this much-parodied image of dead-behind-the-eyes celebutante Kim Kardashian on the cover of Paper magazine.
Never heard of Paper magazine before? Neither had I. Well, I'm sure everyone has now! Not at publicity stunt, at all, I'm sure.
Fwiw, I tried to make my version shiny, but it was a complete disaster. Canola oil everywhere! :)