• This is *exactly* the guy I'd expect to see on this thing.

Cruzin' Cooler. I Kid You Not.

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This is a real product. I swear. From the website:

"All the Cruzin Cooler needs is a designated driver. When the party is quite a ways from the parking lot, don't struggle with the cooler-drive it! Cruzin Cooler turns a large cooler into a motorized scooter, complete with power steering, disc brakes, and foot pedals. It's the easy way to transport food and drinks at sporting events or to the neighborhood barbecue. It maneuvers easily, clipping along up to 12-15 miles per hour. Cruzin Cooler has a 24-can capacity (with ice)."

Not included: functioning alcoholic.

styro, mactiernand, Tracy27, and 3 other people added this photo to their favorites.

  1. margalitc 98 months ago | reply

    I know you'll laugh, but I'd love one of those babies. It would be perfect for the July 4th celebration around here, where you park in Toledo and walk to the park for the fireworks. This is the answer to my prayers!

  2. ninjapoodles 98 months ago | reply

    Locally, all I can imagine on it is THIS GUY. Before Razorback games. As far as frivolous purchases go, it's really not that expensive, for what it is. I bet Styro could rig one up herself a lot cheaper, though.

  3. JLee* 98 months ago | reply

    LOL, priceless. I dig this photo.

  4. *ASAP* 98 months ago | reply

    Certainly it must be legal to drink and drive this thing. I gotta have one.

    Seen on your photo stream. (?)

  5. Chicago Stone Family 98 months ago | reply

    I have my credit card out and ready.

  6. Karl Erikson 98 months ago | reply

    Wow, now this would be a marvy way to ride into TequilaCon!

  7. Tracy27 98 months ago | reply

    Ho. Lee. Shit. That is awesome.

  8. spinadelic 98 months ago | reply

    now for your razorback tailgating the real question is how much of an incline can it handle?

  9. ninjapoodles 98 months ago | reply

    Ooooh, good point!

  10. Arkansas Ties 98 months ago | reply

    I can see my boss buying a couple of these now. Sooooo soooo funny!

  11. TriPoodle [deleted] 98 months ago | reply

    This is hilarious!

  12. Angela n Alabama 98 months ago | reply

    LOL this is great...too cute...hey, I bet it cuts down on accidents and injury...no worries about driving a car or truck under the influence and if you fall off the cooler, at least you dont have far to fall...lol

  13. ninjapoodles 98 months ago | reply

    Seriously. I'm betting this is a bigger seller in the South than other regions. (But I bet they'd buy 'em up in Canada!)

  14. FlippyO 98 months ago | reply

    I've seen them at a lot of conventions.

  15. scottbrasher 92 months ago | reply

    im buyin this for my bro Adam!!! Cheers

  16. Blog of the Nation 92 months ago | reply

    thanks for the photo - used it on our blog, Blog of the Nation!

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