No parking sign
spotted in front of 3642 18th Street, near Dolores Park.
DO NOT PARK HERE
The wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head, your shoelaces will not stay tied.
Rabid squirrels will invade your home.
Food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil.
Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again and
No one will talk to you at parties
You will also seriously piss off the bitch who pays good money for this garage.
And nobody wants that.