Sweet Sweet Engrish
Woo! A new sushi place opened a block from our house today, and for the first two weeks (until Christmas) they're doing half price ALL their rolls. ARMAGAD! When we went they gave us this free solar powered sushi bobble head man (seriously he bobbles his head when exposed to the sun - TOO CUTE! And kind of possessed >_>;; xD) with our order. Greg was opening it up and caught sight of the cautionary notes.
Honestly, our theory is they're doing this on purpose now. Screw proper english, people demand the engrish-isms!