Sexiest Intersection in the City
Cop sees me taking photos at approximately 9:30pm in front of dirty strip club with awesome old school signage. They do a U-turn and roll down the window...
"What are you doing?"
"Do you know where you are?
"Someone's going to take that camera away from you!"
"You're one block from the most violent intersection in the city!"
What I should have said (but didn't)...
"But I'm at the sexiest intersection of the city right here."