Hello from 1999!
So, I'm in the middle of a deep autumn cleaning, and I found nearly a whole box of pristine Sapient business cards. (Somewhere I also have the extravagantly offset propaganda booklets describing how Sapient was going to change the world using us, the 16-hour-day design army.)
No need for titles on our cards. We were consultants, and we could do anything. Generally the project lead would tell you how you'd been sold to the client before handing you a plane ticket to the kickoff.
"On this project, you're the Senior Magic Unicorn Sparkle Revenue Strategist! Good luck!"
I'm kind of tempted to start handing these out at Web 2.0 parties.