pirate vignette #1: wherein matey steals the wrong sort of boat
the cap't and matey were to be off on a nefarious bit of looting at the nearby castle stronghold and needed a stealthy type of watercraft, which cap't ordered matey to find and commandeer. unfortunately, matey doesn't always listen too well.
cap't blustered, "i don't care about your paddling technique, i said a canoe - *a*canoe*, you dunderhead!!", clenching and unclenching his fist, unsure as to whether to slap matey upside the head.
scavchal15 (alternate watercraft)