The Shavening 2011
My dearest Clementine,
Tomorrow we will meet the Yankees on the field of Shiloh. I do not expect that I will remain on this Earth by the time you receive this epistle. Just know that I forgive you for how you wronged me, and I pray you forgive me as well.
That said, if a young woman from Harper's Ferry arrives at the house with a baby in, say, six months, I beg you - treat her kindly.