They Put Ketchup in the Ketchup
Way down among Brazilians
Ketchup beans grow by the billions
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
They've got an awful lot of ketchup in Brazil
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Ketchup ketchup gives 'em flavor
Ketchup pickles way outsell the dill
Why they put ketchup in the ketchup in Brazil
It's Pittsburgh is famous for one things, it's ketchup. Real ketchup, not Hunt's cat soup. If it's famous for two things it's ketchup and self-driving cars. But it's not famous for anything else. Just those two things.
A Heinz "I Put Ketchup on My Ketchup" t-shirt, snagged for my lovely wife at last year's Picklesburgh.