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NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ME

If there's a wrong way to say it

A wrong way to play it

Nobody does it like me

 

If there's a wrong way to do it

A right way to screw it up

Nobody does it like me

 

I've got a big loud mouth

I'm always talking much too free

If you go for tact and manners

Better stay away from me

If there's a wrong way to keep it cool

A right way to be a fool

Nobody does it like me

 

I hear a love song or ballad

I toss like a salad

Nobody tosses like me

 

And when my evenings get tougher

I just take two bufferin'

And drink a hot cup of tea

 

Last night I met an old acquaintance

At a fancy corner pub

He said: Come on, let's have some supper

So he used my credit-card!

 

If there's a wrong way to take a guy

The worst way to make a guy

Nobody does it like me

 

If there's a wrong bell, I ring it

A wrong note, I sing it

Nobody does it like me

 

If there's a problem, I duck it

I don't solve it, I just muck it up

Nobody does it like me

 

And so I try to be a gentleman

I'm no gentleman, I'm a fraud

And when I talk like I'm a gentleman

What I sound like is a frog

 

If there's a wrong way to get a guy

The right way to lose a guy

Nobody does it like me

Nobody does it

 

No, nobody does it

Nobody does it like me

  

Best of MP

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Taken on January 12, 2010