October 18 - Bring Your Cthulhu to Work Day
“I’ll introduce myself if I may be so bold...
You know me as Cthulhu and I’m twelve-zillion years old.
Mine is a universe of boundless and immeasurable cold,
And I predate mankind, so you’re squatting on My world.
As much as I can be described to your simple human mind,
I bear great tendrils in front, and dragon-wings behind.
And though I may repulse, like all My ageless kind,
I am the highest form of life that you shall ever find.”