After I had my phone stolen on the way back through Glasgow airport I went back to using a dinosaur of a Nokia. No camera, no predictive text, nada. Pretty case, but that was about it.
Browsing eBay (as you do) I spotted this little beauty (the phone, not Bob!) going very cheap. Almost the same model as got stolen, virtually unused due to the seller upgrading on a contract. Hoorah, I have a camera phone again!
I asked Bob who he was calling but he wouldn't say. I dread to think...:)