Funny story about this autograph
This group of three little kids were screaming at every player in sight, asking for autographs. They even asked me for one, right before this happened. Then Wil came out of the dugout to sign for him, as he is wont to do. The kids asked him, "What's your name?"
Wil didn't answer.
Kids: "What number is Wil Myers?"
Wil: [with a straight face] "Eight."
Kids: "wait, you're wearing #8! What number is Myers? Why are you wearing his number?"
Wil: [says nothing, hands back the signed ball]
Kids: "Wait, are YOU Wil Myers? I gotta get Wil Myers! He's our best player! Where is he?!"
Wil: [walks away]