A note to the owner of the pr0n..
"Dear Residents of 2412 Fulton..., I was dumpster diving and came accross the abundance of porn in your trash. I have a friend who would love to have it. However, it is now 7:21 and I will miss breakfast if I don't get to the (people's) park before 8am, There is only one of me, currently. So I am borrowing your trsk can til later this morning. Please don't be alarmed. I promise to return it. Thanks for your understanding + sorry for an inconvenience this may cause."
Walking down the street near my house, I came across this funny note. And a few steps later, the box of porn.