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Jackie Martinez (#30425)

HOW A PHOTO IS BORN IN MY MIND

 

Jackie: I'm hungry. What are we doing for lunch?

Mark: Want to try that burrito place a couple blocks away?

 

[15 minutes later]

 

Mark: This line is taking forever

Jackie: ::drinks soda::

Mark: ::snap snap::

 

[8 months later]

 

Mark: Hey Jackie Martinez, I just uploaded a new photo to Flickr

  

BUT IN REALITY, IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS

 

Jackie: I'M THIRSTY. MUSH,YOU FOOL!!!

Mark: ::Hobbles over with a soda::

Jackie: IDIOT!! ::slaps soda onto the street:: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK THIS WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN OPEN!!!

Mark: ::hobbles away crying::

 

[4 minutes later]

 

Mark: ::hobbles back with an open can, sweating and gasping for air::

Jackie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE! THESE PHOTOS AREN'T GOING TO SHOOT THEMSELVES ::poses::

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Taken on September 27, 2007