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bad joke

 

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He

eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the

panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,

 

"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay

for your sandwich!"

 

The panda yells back at the manager,

 

"Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

 

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for

panda:

 

"A tree dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin, characterized by

distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

 

Caveat: no offense intended to pandas, waiters or anyone that thought that joke was dumb

 

:~)

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Taken on July 11, 2009