This is no Bridget Jones
It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine
I'm out on a date tonight
In a candle lit restaurant
down by the riverside
Everything’s going alright I guess
She took down my number and home address
Everything was going perfectly until...
It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco, I did something I'll never forget!
(The Wombats - Backfire at the disco)