Don't pay any attention to the carrot
My mother recently sent this photo (which I had never seen before) of me and some mall Easter bunny from when I was a child.
The caption on the back reads:
"Jason Watkins - April 3rd, 1976 with Easter bunny at Clarksville, Tennesse mall."
There's so much scary and wrong about this photo. On a level of pure creepiness, I put it just above the Donnie Darko bunny, and right below the cartoon-bunny-come-to-life from the Twilight Zone movie.