The 'Pretty Muddy 5K' organizers told me that they make 'special mud' for the event.
Chicks rock you know that?
They decided that they wanted 'nice mud' that was soft and devoid of rocks and stuff... so they have topsoil screened and cleaned and blend it all up with just the right amount of water to create this amazingly luxurious mud.
Dudes would never do that.
I say women should rule the world.