Evil Conspiring Pelican
Mr. Brown Pelican frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what Mr. Pelican is doing -- as opposed to what he is saying -- to understand his true aims. Being the analytical sort that I am, I would have to say that what really irks me is that he has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let him descend to character assassination and name calling or he'll promote the self-aggrandizing doctrines of indelicate hypochondriacs.