So I've made a full week and not quit yet.
I've ordered a new sports bra (and returned it for one the right size). I went into the local running shop to get proper shoes rather than my 5 year old general trainers. I had a heart attack at the price, then went into a few other shops to find that the cheaper shoes didn't actually fit my wide feet and weren't v supportive, so I skulked back to the first shop. They were lovely, did a fancy thing where they videoed my feet while I ran to see whether I needed special shoes. And a mere £80 lighter I got these lime beauties. Still, I hardly think my appearance is high glamour when I go.
Also Runkeeper and Jukefox on my phone, key on a string, both tucked into my bra. Stay classy people