Seriously. Just ... don't.
Don't go to any sort of street fair or carnival in Spain unless you want to see this kind of thing. This guy ... there's ... ah, man, see, there's this ride where they load up this train full of children and the train goes in a circle and every time it comes out of the building this clown thing beats the children in the head with a broom I kid you negative. It's terrifying. It's beyond comprehension.