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To aid your daily digestive transit: now with added leafs and road grit for roughage.

 

You'd buy any old rubbish if a svelte, young, inanely grinning woman with impossibly good dental work tells you it'll stop you looking, "bloated" wouldn't you?

Sod that: save the money you'd spend on buying endless, pointless bottles of sour-milk, profligately packaged in earth's precious and dwindling fossil-fuel resources, buy a gun with the money instead, find that smug cow off the advert on the telly and pop a cap in her ass. Give her a week going off in the flooded quarry you dumped her sorry carcass in, and then we'll soon see who's feckin' "bloated" won't we? Ha!

QED

 

Postsript from some much later month:

Sorry, that's a bit mean of me. I think I must have been in a bit of a bad mood. Ignore all that. Drink as much probiotic yoghurt as you like. It's really none of my business.

  

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Taken on September 4, 2007