The only suitable toy in the house for the kids last night was a cheap Radio Controlled Ford Focus.
My sister got this for me as a kind of gag-gift for my birthday several years ago. My real car is a Ford Focus, which I like despite not driving too often. This car's hard plastic tires do awesome donuts on pretty much any surface. On linoleum, it does awesome drifting oversteer turns without spinning out, if you do it just right. I wish my real Focus was rear wheel drive.