She slimed me
I found this unknown goop in some Easter eggs. It’s just as cold, but less runny, than the green Slime I remember from childhood.
I discovered that this stuff dissolves Silly Putty. When I mix them, the Silly Putty becomes soft, and then stringy, and now smelly and very sticky. It adheres to paper and skin… The blob on my desk is starting to worry me a bit.