"A Zebra is 25-sizes bigger than an A-bra", *ROFLMAO Zebra
"Now you just need to find Z-panties" (with thanks to Debby Champion)
"You get them from Victoria's Zecret" (with thanks to my wife)
*ROFLMAO = roll on floor laughing my ass off, or in this case, laughing my zebra off
This is the same goofy zebra as in my earlier posts, when he was picking himself up off the floor. And you can just imagine what his long-suffering cousins are thinking, walking past and trying to ignore him. It looks like they're shaking their heads, going "Ay yai yai" :-D
Actually, those of you who have heard the sounds a zebra makes - it's something like a horse's neigh cut off with a grunt and repeated quickly multiple times - you might relate to these daft zebra pictures like I do. I reckon any animal which makes goofy sounds like that would behave like Goofus here. When I hear them, it's all I can do not to ROFLMAO
Burchell's Zebra (Equus quagga burchellii), Khwai River Lodge, Moremi Wildlife Reserve, Botswana (Aug 2010); Co-ordinates: -19.14876944, 23.8001833
Here is the contribution from @areyarey in the comment stream:
LOL you crack me up .. ok so here goes two for the price of one
"Doc, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home". He said: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome". "Is it common?", I asked. 'It's not unusual', he replied.
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".