Look Mum I'm a Crab!
I got a live crab. Zak called him David. We cooked him and Zak helped me take him apart. Zak enjoyed this process very much, including putting the shell on his head so he could pretend to be a crab. Zak's head smelled of crab for days.
At the point this photo was taken, I had just ripped out David's mind. It's quite a full-on cookery experience doing a big crab. Of all the full-on bits, the most hardcore has got to be the bit where you give the bit in the middle of his shell a tug and wrench out the mind.