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"old is hot, but smelly lingers"

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anthony cortese, a.k.a. snowdog101, is the shit. and i love him to pieces.

you know when you get the giggles? and the stoopidest, silliest things make laugh til you pee? well, much like with my friend joe, anthony and i seem to hit the same groove when it comes to the sillies. and how do we do this? through the ubiquitous, much-loved, much-maligned text message, as we wend our separate ways into and out of manhattan, me on a train hurtling along the hudson, him on a bus from jersey.

sometimes we talk about work. sometimes we talk about life. sometimes we talk about nothing at all.

me: "i just saw the oldest woman in the universe!"
him: "she still seeing barry?"
me: "no, she ended it. the drinking, you know."
him: "he's young. he'll bounce back."
me: "he couldn't keep up with her. it's what pushed him off the wagon. well, that and the thing with the dog."
him: "the guide dog? sure. you're NEVER supposed to play with them when they're on duty. everybody knows that."
me: "well it broke barry's heart, is what it did."
him: "if he got through his ugly split with the smelliest woman in the universe he can get through anything. old is hot, but smelly lingers."

  1. former.ly [deleted] 93 months ago | reply

    we all need people that make us pee our pants every single day. then the Depends department would be sold out... for a good reason. & God - smelly does linger! fo-eva.

  2. jbc16 93 months ago | reply

    you guys are odd. I love it!

  3. JKönig 93 months ago | reply

    haha, thanks you two. and yes, we are odd. yay odd!

  4. grace_tee 93 months ago | reply

    Can't wait to visit your stream tomorrow for book highlights! Your running text dialouge is hilarious. I have a flickr friend who texts me; can't even remember how it got started. Too funny.

    Smelly lingers. Love it!

  5. Esther17 93 months ago | reply

    fabulous. i need more of that, i think. :-)

  6. bootpainter 93 months ago | reply

    I want that on a Tshirt. OLD IS HOT BUT SMELLY LINGERS, wow, what a brilliant quote for a 50 year old perfume whore....

  7. redmann 93 months ago | reply

    what a wild conversation! I love it!

    Discovered using FlickrFox. (?)

  8. snowdog! 93 months ago | reply

    Cool. That's what it looks like on your side. The envelope is a very realistic likeness of the ACTUAL envelope I send the text messages to you in.

    I have always dreamed of creating a catchphrase this classy!

  9. SnapshotsUnmade 93 months ago | reply

    very funny -- I love friends like that!!

  10. Plastic Jesus 93 months ago | reply

    Yay - 100 views and I'm the first to fave this. That makes me very happy. You mad eejits :-)

  11. Tex Flix 93 months ago | reply

    This is hilarious!

  12. ♥ [[[[ aShLeY ]]]] ♥ IS SO READY FOR HALLOWEEN [deleted] 84 months ago | reply

    realy i do not get his at all!!

  13. bootpainter 84 months ago | reply

    I'm reading a wonderful book , "The Emperor of Scent" by Chandler Burr. Among other fascinating thingds I have read, was the memorable fact that honey and urine smell remarkably similar. Ask torbak, he's reading it too. Oh, and are any other perfume whores up for a new Whores pool?
    Fragrance Whores? Think it over. I'm off to get some toast and honey, me...

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