"man -splain"

Command line:

 

abbiegonzalez@Abbies-Air ~ % man -splain ls

 

Hey sweetie, ls lists directory contents kinda like double clicking a folder in your computer but in only text. You don't normally use it because text is the scary computer part that's hard for people like you to use.

 

Wanna chat more about it over dinner(y)? No.

 

No? WELL FUCK YOU BITCH WHY DID I EVEN EXPLAIN LS NICELY YOU FUCKING WHORE ITS NOT LIKE YOU EVEN USE LINUX YOU PROBABLY USE MACOS LIKE A FUCKING NOOB

 

abbiegonzalez@Abbies-Air ~ %

Done