Ham I Am!
Things to do when you are bored. Play with Anagram generators and realize you are some sort of ninja god.
"Jam Crepe Info Inn": Take THAT International House of Pancakes!
"Menace Prof Jinni": I am a mythical spirit immune to evil. I fight for justice for all.
"Rep of Ninja Mice": Not quite a hamster army but Ninja mice representative sounds pretty cool.
"For Epic Ninja Men": I have very high standards when it comes to males.
"Ninja Cop Fireman": Always a good career choice
"Me, Prince of Ninja": Ninja royalty, exclusively for [epic] Ninja men with my own ninja mouse army, and a cop/fireman/ninja superhero. I am all about the ninja.