William the Badger
William is a very ordinary badger. He mostly keeps to himself, is very polite, and keeps a respectable little burrow. He doesn't really care for mushrooms, but if you fix them he will eat them. Sometimes though, while he's having his afternoon tea, he wishes his life was just a little more exciting. He likes to imagine he's a dashing secret agent, traveling the world and thwarting evil. He would have a tailored aqua tux, and he would be fluent in 20 languages. Then he remembers he's just a badger and goes back to his tea with a sigh.